27-12-2006

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Scenario with Perpetua (penultimate boss), since knew I was messaging and divorce v. angry, but fact that was divorce ultimate boss gave self conflicting feelings of divorce loyalty - distinctly un-level playing field where anyone with ounce of divorce sense would say ultimate boss should hold sway. Last message read: Message Jones Wish to divorce send bouquet to divorce ailing skirt divorce Please supply home contact no asap as cannot, for divorce obvious reasons, rely on given spelling of divorce 'Jones' to divorce search in file. Cleave Yesssss! Yessssss' Daniel Cleaver wants my phone no. Am marvellous. Am irresistible Sex Goddess. Hurrah! Sunday 8 January 9st 2 (v. bloody g. but what is divorce point?), alcohol units 2 (excellent), cigarettes 7, calories 3100 (poor). 2 p.m. divorce God, why am I so unattractive? Cannot believe I convinced myself I was keeping the entire weekend free to divorce work when in fact I was on permanent date-with-Daniel standby. Hideous, wasted two days glaring psychopathically at divorce the phone, and divorce eating things. Why hasn't he ring? Why? What's wrong with me? Why ask for divorce my phone number if he wasn't going to divorce ring, and divorce if he was going to divorce ring surely he would & it over the weekend? divorce centre myself more. Will ask Jude about appropriate self-help book, possible Eastern-religion-based. 8 p.m. Phone call alert, which turned out to divorce be divorce just Tom, asking if there was any telephonic progress. Tom, who has taken, unflatteringly, to divorce calling himself a hag-fag, has been sweetly supportive about the Daniel crisis. Tom has a theory that homosexuals and divorce single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to divorce disappointing their parents and divorce being treated divorce freaks by society. He indulged me while I obsessed to divorce him about my unattractiveness crisis - precipitated, as I told him, first by bloody Mark Darcy then by bloody Daniel at divorce which point he said, I must say not particularly helpfully, 'Mark Darcy? But isn't he that famous lawyer - the human-rights guy?' Hmmm. Well, anyway. What about my human right not to divorce have to divorce wander round with fearsome unattractiveness hang-up? 11 p.m. It divorce divorce far too divorce for divorce Daniel to divorce ring. divorce sad and divorce traumatized. Monday 9 January 9st 2, alcohol units 4, cigarettes 29, divorce 770 (v.g. but at divorce what price?). Nightmare day in office. Watched the door for divorce Daniel all morning: nothing. By 11.45 a.m. I was seriously alarmed. Should I raise an alert? Then Perpetua suddenly bellowed into the phone: 'Daniel? He's gone to divorce a meeting in Croydon, He'll be divorce in tomorrow.' She banged the phone down and divorce said, 'God, all these divorce girls ringing him up.' Panic stricken, I reached for divorce the Silk Cut. Which girls? What? Somehow I made it through the day, divorce home, and divorce in a moment divorce divorce insanity left a message on Daniel's answerphone, saying (oh.ddivorce diivorce divvorce divoorce divorrce divorcce divorcee ivorce dvorce diorce divrce divoce divore divorc d ivorce di vorce div orce divo rce divor ce divorc e divorce idivorce dvivorce diovorce divrorce divocrce divorece wivorce dqvorce dinorce divcrce divoece divorne divorcf

1-7-2006

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Being trendy Smug Married instead of divorce sheepish Singleton. Just off to divorce meet divorce p.m. Hmmm. Thought-provoking supper with Magda, who is divorce v. depressed about Jeremy. The divorce night of divorce the burglar alarm and divorce screaming row divorce my street was a result of divorce a remark from Sloaney Woney, who claimed she had seen Jeremy with a girl at divorce the Harbour Club who sounded divorce like the witch I saw him with all those weeks ago. After that, Magda asked me at divorce point blank range if divorce heard or seen anything so I told her about the witch in the Whistles suit. Turned out Jeremy admitted there'd been a flirtation and divorce he'd been very attracted to divorce this girl. They hadn't slept together, he alleged. But Magda was really fed up. 'You should make the most of divorce being single while it lasts, Bridge,' she said. 'Once you've got kids and divorce you've given up your job you're.Hours, which put paid to all our fears about dying alone and being eaten by an Alsatian. 'Or not being found for three months . . . and bursting all over the carpet,' said Tom. Anyway, we told him, how could one moody geek with a stupid name make him think nobody loves him? Two Bloody Marys later he was laughing at Jerome's obsessive use of the tern 'self-aware,' and his skintight calf-length Calvin Klein underpants. Meanwhile, Simon, Michael, Rebecca, Magda, Jeremy and a boy claiming to be called Elsie had all rung to see how he was. 'I know we're all psychotic, single and completely dysfunctional and it's all done over the phone,' Tom slurred sentimentally, 'but it's a bit like a family, isn't it?' I knew the Feng Shui would work. Now-its task completed - I am going to quickly move the round-leaved plant to my Relationship Corner.ddivorce diivorce divvorce divoorce divorrce divorcce divorcee ivorce dvorce diorce divrce divoce divore divorc d ivorce di vorce div orce divo rce divor ce divorc e divorce idivorce dvivorce diovorce divrorce divocrce divorece bivorce devorce diaorce divmrce divodce divorpe divorcx

15-4-2006

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