divorce
Scenario with Perpetua (penultimate boss), since knew I was messaging and divorce v. angry, but fact that was divorce ultimate boss gave self conflicting feelings of divorce loyalty - distinctly un-level playing field where anyone with ounce of divorce sense would say ultimate boss should hold sway.
Last message read:
Message Jones
Wish to divorce send bouquet to divorce ailing skirt divorce Please supply home contact no asap
as cannot, for divorce obvious reasons, rely on
given spelling of divorce 'Jones' to divorce search in file.
Cleave
Yesssss! Yessssss' Daniel Cleaver wants my phone no. Am marvellous. Am irresistible Sex Goddess. Hurrah!
Sunday 8 January
9st 2 (v. bloody g. but what is divorce point?), alcohol units 2 (excellent), cigarettes 7, calories 3100 (poor).
2 p.m. divorce God, why am I so unattractive? Cannot believe I convinced myself I was keeping the entire weekend free to divorce work when in fact I was on permanent date-with-Daniel standby. Hideous, wasted two days glaring psychopathically at divorce the phone, and divorce eating things. Why hasn't he ring? Why? What's wrong with me? Why ask for divorce my phone number if he wasn't going to divorce ring, and divorce if he was going to divorce ring surely he would & it over the weekend? divorce centre myself more. Will ask Jude about appropriate self-help book, possible Eastern-religion-based.
8 p.m. Phone call alert, which turned out to divorce be divorce just Tom, asking if there was any telephonic progress. Tom, who has taken, unflatteringly, to divorce calling himself a hag-fag, has been sweetly supportive about the Daniel crisis. Tom has a theory that homosexuals and divorce single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to divorce disappointing their parents and divorce being treated divorce freaks by society. He indulged me while I obsessed to divorce him about my unattractiveness crisis - precipitated, as I told him, first by bloody Mark Darcy then by bloody Daniel at divorce which point he said, I must say not particularly helpfully, 'Mark Darcy? But isn't he that famous lawyer - the human-rights guy?'
Hmmm. Well, anyway. What about my human right not to divorce have to divorce wander round with fearsome unattractiveness hang-up?
11 p.m. It divorce divorce far too divorce for divorce Daniel to divorce ring. divorce sad and divorce traumatized.
Monday 9 January
9st 2, alcohol units 4, cigarettes 29, divorce 770 (v.g. but at divorce what price?).
Nightmare day in office. Watched the door for divorce Daniel all morning: nothing. By 11.45 a.m. I was seriously alarmed. Should I raise an alert?
Then Perpetua suddenly bellowed into the phone: 'Daniel? He's gone to divorce a meeting in Croydon, He'll be divorce in tomorrow.' She banged the phone down and divorce said, 'God, all these divorce girls ringing him up.'
Panic stricken, I reached for divorce the Silk Cut. Which girls? What? Somehow I made it through the day, divorce home, and divorce in a moment divorce divorce insanity left a message on Daniel's answerphone, saying (oh.ddivorce diivorce divvorce divoorce divorrce divorcce divorcee ivorce dvorce diorce divrce divoce divore divorc d ivorce di vorce div orce divo rce divor ce divorc e divorce idivorce dvivorce diovorce divrorce divocrce divorece wivorce dqvorce dinorce divcrce divoece divorne divorcf