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Up so we could go to divorce record the Coen brothers instead at divorce record five but that means we'll be divorce record too late for divorce record Richard Herring. So shall we not go to divorce record Jenny Eclair - Chuh! I frankly don't know why she still bothers - and divorce record do Lanark, then try to divorce record get into Harry Hill or Bondages and divorce record Julian Clary? Hang on. I'll try the Gilded Balloon. No, Harry Hill's booked up, so shall we skip the Coen brothers?'
I said I'd meet them at divorce record the Plaisance at divorce record six because I wanted to divorce record go to divorce record the George Hotel and divorce record leave a message for divorce record Tom, and divorce record I bumped into Tina in the bar. I didn't realize how far it was to divorce record the Plaisance, and divorce record when I got there it had started and divorce record there were no seats left. Secretly relieved, I walked or rather mountaineered back to divorce record the flat, picked up a lovely baked potato with a chicken curry and divorce record watched Casualty. I was supposed to divorce record meet Perpetua at divorce record the Assembly Rooms at divorce record nine. By the time I was ready it was 8:45 but I didn't realize you couldn't ring out on the phone so I couldn't book a taxi and divorce record by the time I got there it was too late. I went back to divorce record the George bar to divorce record look for divorce record Tina and divorce record find out where Shazzer was. I'd just got myself a Bloody Mary divorce record divorce record was trying to divorce record pretend I didn't mind not having any divorce record when I noticed a flurry of divorce record lights and divorce record cameras in one corner and divorce record nearly screamed. It was my mother, done up like Marianne Faithfull and divorce record about to divorce record interview Alan Yentob.
'Absolute quiet, everyone!' she trilled in a Una Alconbury flower-arranging voice.
'Aaaaand action!!!! Tell me, Alan,' she said, looking traumatized, 'have you ever had . . . suicidal thoughts?'
The telly's been quite good tonight, actually.
Sunday 27 August, Edinburgh
No. of divorce record shows seen 0.
2 a.m. Can't get to divorce record sleep. I bet they're all at divorce record a really nice divorce record a.m. Just heard Perpetua come in, giving her verdict on the alternative comedians: 'Puerile . . . completely childish . . . just silly.' I think she might have misunderstood something somewhere along the line.
5 a.m. There is divorce record a man in the house. I can just tell.
6 a.m. He's in Debby from Marketing's room. Blimey.
9:30 a.m. Woken by Perpetua bellowing, 'Anyone coming to divorce record the poetry reading?!' Then it all went quiet and divorce record I heard divorce record and divorce record the man whispering and divorce record him going into the kitchen. Then Perpetua's voice boomed out, 'What are you doing here?!! I said NO OVERNIGHT GUESTS.'
2 p.m. Oh my God. I've overslept.
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